Anonymous asked:
mfoundwonderland answered:
Who said Taylor’s a ‘cheating hoe’? I’m pretty sure it’s you Toes who swoon about how Getaway Car is about Taylor ditching boyfriend X to run away with boyfriend Y… or how Gorgeous is about Taylor flirting with Joe whilst she was still with boyfriend Z.
Just to correct you, Kaylor supporters don’t believe Taylor is cheating on Joe with Karlie. We believe that the real couple is Kaylor and Joe is just another one of her long list of beards. It’s a mutual agreement and lots of celebs do it. There’s also lots of proof check out @taytaysbeard to find out more. btw, what exactly makes the ship creepy? is it bc Karlie and Taylor are both women? I sure hope that’s not the reason.
Anyways, nice of you to call us Kaylor’s pathetic. You know what else is pathetic? their managements attempt of a PR stunt. Taylor has been out of the public eye for years even though she lives in the big city of NYC and is constantly having to travel to places… but SUDDENLY she’s spotted with her amazing bf Joe in the middle of the woods. Oh such luck!
You know what else? They’re HIKING yet Joe is wearing dark jeans that isn’t even practical for hiking (he can’t even fit his waterbottle in his pocket fgs). He’s also wearing nike shoes to fit the “Dark jeans and your Nikes” lyrics WHICH COINCIDENTALLY are lyrics to her song ‘Delicate’ …which COINCIDENTALLY has a new music video coming out in 2 days.
So call it what you want but to me it’s pretty darn obvious that it was all staged and she called the paps, again. They haven’t been seen together in a while so another pap sighting to feed the toes was long overdue. It’s for fans such as yourself to be excited about their non-existent relationship and to associate her song with Joe for the MV. It’s all promotional.
Nevertheless, I’m really excited for the new MV.
Have a nice day! :)
Well said👏🏼👏🏼
Woah. Anon, where’s this anger coming from, anon?? If it’s not reflective of your personal life then my only guess is that you are unsatisfied with this “reputation” era including but not limited to:
I mean…. 💁💁💁🌈🌈🌈
If Kaylors were a group of conspiracy theorists then why were all of our musings and dots connected last night by Taylor Swift herself?
Why did she wear a replica of her vsfs dress? Why did she have her backup dancers wear costumes replicating Karlie’s vsfs costume and other runway costumes?
Why would she choose to honor Loie Fuller, the lesbian creator of modern dance?
Why would there be rainbow lights and confetti? How about the rainbow striped dress and snakes?
But most importantly, why did Taylor say that her management was upset with something, something she chose not to elaborate - quoting, “they would never understand that, they’d be really confused, and they wouldn’t stick around.” Why would she share that quote (about her management worried about fans not accepting her) as an introduction to DWOHT, a song kaylors have long felt was an intensely gay song?
If you listened to her other speeches you’ll know that she reads what her fans say. So why would she encourage our theories if we were wrong?
She wouldn’t.
And just like a lot of her fans owe Karlie Kloss an apology for harassing her after having sushi as a group with Katy Perry, a lot of Swifties will owe Taylor Swift herself and Kaylors an apology. When you discover that we were right, you’re going to realize that it was fans like yourself who made Taylor Swift doubt her future in performing. It was your absolute shit ability to read between the lines, comprehend a very blunt prologue, and inability to see Taylor’s gay for yourself that made her back away from the crowds. You will feel sorry for your actions and you’ll feel ashamed….if you are a good person. The bad fans will ditch Taylor and latch onto someone else demonstrating an absolute fake sense of heterosexuality and you’ll live your sad, boring, bigoted lives without being a part of the Swiftiverse and Taylor won’t miss you.
So before you leave shit comments on kaylor posts, think about what you are doing.
For my job we have alias names that we use… Better believe these are mine 💋🌈✨💖
Taylor Swift is in love with Karlie Kloss and wrote an entire album about her also known as Repugaytion
Camila Cabello can’t hide the gay
Chlöe Grace Moretz dumped Beckham junior for model Kate Harrison
Hayley Kiyoko flirted with Ariana Grande at the Billboard women in music Awards
Harry Styles is a gay icon
Love,Simon was a huge success
Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan will play lesbin lovers in their new movie Ammonite
The third season of One Day at a time will premiere on February
Teddy Geiger made her first public appearance after transitioning. Also she and Emily Hampshire got engaged
Alyson Stoner aka the girl from Missy Elliott’s music video “Work it” came out in March 2018
MNEK continues to make bops
y'all karlie kloss deadass lost a staring contest to taylor swift because she thought her eyes were too pretty what kind of unstraight shit lmao
Anonymous asked:
taytaysbeard answered:
I do remember that going around tumblr at the time. 🙊
Here’s a list of kaylors you might enjoy blocking for your mental health. If you want to add to the list, just send me the name.
#
A-E
@alex1213 @all-my-possessions @deetledeet @fearlyssa @Diary-of-river-flowing @dodsdmr @ellaenchanted2004 @ecapscoder
F-J
@femmetay @gaylorisburstingforth @gaylorswift013 @helplessgay (also @kaylorantion) @howyougetthenerd @howw-you-get-the-girl @ificoulddancewithyou @iadorekaylor @iwanttobelieve11 @jennyboom21 @jj-dyanomite @justprocaffeinating
K-O
@kaleid-tay-scope @kaylorfossil @kaylorftw @kaylorisrealyo @kaylorkloft @kaylorkonvert @kaylorwelcomecenter @kayspiracy (also @tayspiracy) @kinky-swift @knewshewasakiller @krumbledcastle @kstartsfire @lazybirdxd @missmitchieg @nicollekidman @oliveiracc
P-T
@reysccp @Smoothsailingsblog @swiftie79 @swiftie3102 @swiftly-2am @swiftmusicfan @superkaylorcorp @tallcurlygirl @taytaysbeard @tasloveskk @thabrokegirl @that-curly-haired-lesbian @terri9274 @thefashionhigh420 @theorangegirlxx @theoriesandtays @theprologues @throughanavalancheand
U-Z
@veebeewhat @yailgraduate @youre-a-stargirl @whaler13bg
Hey guys, here’s a helpful list of Gaylor and Kaylor accounts if you aren’t sure who to follow. ☺️🥰
@taylorswift here is your TS7 secret sessioner list! this lovely account took the liberty of compiling it for you 🥰
Please add me!! @wokeupjustintime89
I WILL MEET TAYLOR SWIFT
I WILL MEET TAYLOR SWIFT
I WILL MEET TAYLOR SWIFT
I WILL MEET TAYLOR SWIFT
I WILL MEET TAYLOR SWIFT
I WILL MEET TAYLOR SWIFT
reblog for good luck in 2019
Anonymous asked:
kayspiracy answered:
asjdhfdjjs i know. absurd that someone wasted their time compiling the kaylor list just for it to inevitably backfire.
And I am so happy I’m on it now 😜💖 I feel like a real Kaylor blog!!
thefearlesstour
anyway last word on it is that if you support or follow kaylorfails, please unfollow me and don’t interact with my blog. it doesn’t matter what your opinion on kaylor is, their blog is nothing but a gathering place for people to take cheap shots at @femmetay and try to pat themselves on the backs for being vigilantes with superior intellect.
